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Originally Posted by Meridae'n
What was the score last time you guys played Australia Mr greatest footballing nation in the history of the universe?
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Let us analyse that game to expose a real conspiracy.
We let you win that one.
England team for the 1st half:
--------------James----------------
Neville-Ferdinand-Campbell-Ashley Cole
--Beckham-Lampard-Scholes-Dyer--
-------Beattie-Owen----------------
Now the 2nd half (a.k.a. - letting the kids have a go)
--------Robinson----------
Mills-Brown-King-Konchesky
-Hargreaves-Murphy-Jenas-
-Vassell-Jeffers-Rooney-
Subs Not Used: Wright, Joe Cole, Upson, Parker, Davis
Look closely and you will see that (probably our best player) Wayne Rooney had eyes glued shut for the whole game. Nobody noticed at the time.
Francis Jeffers was picked to play up front. Who the fuck is Francis Jeffers, you ask. Exactly.
Case closed.