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Meridae'n · 03-09-2006, 12:23 AM

The Poms would never have won any World Cup if it wouldn't have been for a post-war allied conspiracy.

On the 26th of July the English team was facing West Kroutville in the final in the Wembley stadium in London.

The game went into overtime after a 2-2 in relegation time. In the 101th minute Geoff Hurst fires a shot at the German goal, the ball hits the crossbar and bounces down. Afterwards it spirals out of the goal and is cleared by a defender.

The Swiss referee hadn't clearly seen if the ball was in or not. So he did what referees do in such a situation - he asked his linesman.

And that is where the conspiracy came into play. The linesman wasn't from just bloody anywhere, he was from the Soviet Union. An evil Russian! Tofik Bachamov decided that the ball was in and thus handed England the World Cup, almost exactly 25 years after the start of Operation Barbarossa. Bastards.

If that isn't a conspiracy I don't know. Cause the bloody thing wasn't in:

03-09-2006, 12:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	The Wembley Goal The Poms would never have won any World Cup if it wouldn't have been for a post-war allied conspiracy. On the 26th of July the English team was facing West Kroutville in the final in the Wembley stadium in London. The game went into overtime after a 2-2 in relegation time. In the 101th minute Geoff Hurst fires a shot at the German goal, the ball hits the crossbar and bounces down. Afterwards it spirals out of the goal and is cleared by a defender. The Swiss referee hadn't clearly seen if the ball was in or not. So he did what referees do in such a situation - he asked his linesman. And that is where the conspiracy came into play. The linesman wasn't from just bloody anywhere, he was from the Soviet Union. An evil Russian! Tofik Bachamov decided that the ball was in and thus handed England the World Cup, almost exactly 25 years after the start of Operation Barbarossa. Bastards. If that isn't a conspiracy I don't know. Cause the bloody thing wasn't in: __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?