Ok, we'll try this and see how it goes-hopefully well
Simply put, bequeath something. Anything. To anyone. One rule: to keep it from being simply a popularity contest, anyone who has already been bequeathed can only be bequeathed once more following and only one person can be bequeathed again in the following post. Ex: I bequeath my teeth to X and my camera to Y, the next poster can only bequeath to one or the other and the poster after that the other, not the same as before. Keeps the imaginations flowing and the list growing.
So, here we go:
I, Ngdawg, being of (not very) sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following items:
To Maleficent-my extensive doll collection. Because, even us toughies have our soft side.
To Sweetpea-My breasts. May she have as much fun with them as I did.
To Spectre: My polishing cloth, so that his pate may shine as much as his presence.
To Sir Lance: Half my photo collection so that he will always have something to do when he's bored.
To Charlatan: All my earrings. He'll know what to do with them.
To Paddyjoe: The other half of my photos. Knowing him, he'll correct them and frame them nicely.
To Kramus: All my pencils, markers, paints and paper. But none of my erasers-he doesn't need them.
To Gilda: My bitchy side. So next time someone gives you a hard time, they'll walk off and wonder what hit'em.