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ngdawg · 03-02-2006, 08:14 AM

Ok, we'll try this and see how it goes-hopefully well

Simply put, bequeath something. Anything. To anyone. One rule: to keep it from being simply a popularity contest, anyone who has already been bequeathed can only be bequeathed once more following and only one person can be bequeathed again in the following post. Ex: I bequeath my teeth to X and my camera to Y, the next poster can only bequeath to one or the other and the poster after that the other, not the same as before. Keeps the imaginations flowing and the list growing.

So, here we go:

I, Ngdawg, being of (not very) sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following items:

To Maleficent-my extensive doll collection. Because, even us toughies have our soft side.
To Sweetpea-My breasts. May she have as much fun with them as I did.
To Spectre: My polishing cloth, so that his pate may shine as much as his presence.
To Sir Lance: Half my photo collection so that he will always have something to do when he's bored.
To Charlatan: All my earrings. He'll know what to do with them.
To Paddyjoe: The other half of my photos. Knowing him, he'll correct them and frame them nicely.
To Kramus: All my pencils, markers, paints and paper. But none of my erasers-he doesn't need them.
To Gilda: My bitchy side. So next time someone gives you a hard time, they'll walk off and wonder what hit'em.

Charlatan · 03-02-2006, 11:26 AM

Great idea Dawg... the cheek!

I will have to think about what I have to give.

Willravel · 03-02-2006, 11:38 AM

To Ustwo, I leave all my posts and information about 9/11.

Poppinjay · 03-02-2006, 11:50 AM

... and now for the first time the RECIPIENT of the goods will contest the will....

Sweetpea · 03-02-2006, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ngdawg

So, here we go:

To Sweetpea-My breasts. May she have as much fun with them as I did.

To Spectre: My polishing cloth, so that his pate may shine as much as his presence.

To Gilda: My bitchy side. So next time someone gives you a hard time, they'll walk off and wonder what hit'em.

Awww, thanks

/me looks forward to holding my new perfect breasts

And good call on spec, the man shines doesn't he?

And Gilda will love her new bitchy side

although... for the record dawg, you are the nicest bitch i've ever known

I need to think of some, i'll come back tomorrow and leave mine

sweetpea

kramus · 03-02-2006, 01:34 PM

So, does this mean I get to attend a reading of the will with these fine people? Are the goods handed out at the reading/wake/celebration of life? Can we exchange, or even just check out each others stuff? Because I would love to do all those things with those fine people, ng. And it is pretty cool to be thought of in your will.

/me is looking forward to signing sweetpeas breasts with my nice new markers

Grasshopper Green · 03-02-2006, 05:26 PM

Ok, I read the "rules" but frankly, my brain is fried and I'm not sure I understood them. So, here goes and hopefully I don't break any

To shesus, I leave my math textbooks. She can use them to stay entertained during school breaks.

To amonkie, I leave all my bird photos. I can't think of anyone who would like them more.

Hmm..this is harder than I thought. I"ll have to think on this and then edit it later

ShaniFaye · 03-02-2006, 06:31 PM

I, Shani, not being of sound mind at all to hereby bequeath

to sportswidow...all my corsets
to raeanna...all my floggers (to use as you will but at least on a few of your family members)
to tecoyah...all my dragon art by ruth thompson
to k-wise...my creative labs 40 gig mp3 player complete with all of Queens works
to onesnowyowl...my snape wand
to jwoody and daniel....dave's kilts

spectre · 03-02-2006, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ngdawg

To Spectre: My polishing cloth, so that his pate may shine as much as his presence.

ng, my dome will blind many with its shiny glare thanks to you.

fresnelly · 03-03-2006, 06:54 AM

To the Toronto TFP Contigent, I leave my collection of Toronto history and information books, to start a memorial lending library.

To Secretmethod70, I leave my VHS collection of old Doctor Who episodes (Dr.#3 - Dr.#7), to start a memorial lending library.

I'll have to think about the rest

Sweetpea · 03-03-2006, 01:09 PM

To dawg: i leave my annoyingly sweet nature... just so she can feel what it's like to be sweet

To SecretMethod70: i leave my best collection of lesbian porn

To Analog: i leave all my best nude pictures for his AV making

And i leave my entire Family Guy Collection.

To Gilda: I leave a peice of my heart, which she will forever carry with her.

To Mal: i leave my strange sense of hopefulness even when life is shit.

To SuppleCow: i leave all my best lingerie corsets... because she looks so smoking in a corset

To Tecoyah: i leave nothing but a long thank you note for all the times he's given me good advice.

To Shanifaye: i leave a big smiley face and a book full of random facts

sweetpea

03-02-2006, 08:14 AM	#1 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	TFP Will Thread Ok, we'll try this and see how it goes-hopefully well Simply put, bequeath something. Anything. To anyone. One rule: to keep it from being simply a popularity contest, anyone who has already been bequeathed can only be bequeathed once more following and only one person can be bequeathed again in the following post. Ex: I bequeath my teeth to X and my camera to Y, the next poster can only bequeath to one or the other and the poster after that the other, not the same as before. Keeps the imaginations flowing and the list growing. So, here we go: I, Ngdawg, being of (not very) sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following items: To Maleficent-my extensive doll collection. Because, even us toughies have our soft side. To Sweetpea-My breasts. May she have as much fun with them as I did. To Spectre: My polishing cloth, so that his pate may shine as much as his presence. To Sir Lance: Half my photo collection so that he will always have something to do when he's bored. To Charlatan: All my earrings. He'll know what to do with them. To Paddyjoe: The other half of my photos. Knowing him, he'll correct them and frame them nicely. To Kramus: All my pencils, markers, paints and paper. But none of my erasers-he doesn't need them. To Gilda: My bitchy side. So next time someone gives you a hard time, they'll walk off and wonder what hit'em. __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

03-02-2006, 11:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Great idea Dawg... the cheek! I will have to think about what I have to give. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-02-2006, 11:50 AM	#4 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	... and now for the first time the RECIPIENT of the goods will contest the will.... __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

03-02-2006, 01:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	So, does this mean I get to attend a reading of the will with these fine people? Are the goods handed out at the reading/wake/celebration of life? Can we exchange, or even just check out each others stuff? Because I would love to do all those things with those fine people, ng. And it is pretty cool to be thought of in your will. /me is looking forward to signing sweetpeas breasts with my nice new markers __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

03-02-2006, 05:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	Ok, I read the "rules" but frankly, my brain is fried and I'm not sure I understood them. So, here goes and hopefully I don't break any To shesus, I leave my math textbooks. She can use them to stay entertained during school breaks. To amonkie, I leave all my bird photos. I can't think of anyone who would like them more. Hmm..this is harder than I thought. I"ll have to think on this and then edit it later __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa

03-02-2006, 11:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	To Ustwo, I leave all my posts and information about 9/11.

03-02-2006, 06:31 PM	#8 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	I, Shani, not being of sound mind at all to hereby bequeath to sportswidow...all my corsets to raeanna...all my floggers (to use as you will but at least on a few of your family members) to tecoyah...all my dragon art by ruth thompson to k-wise...my creative labs 40 gig mp3 player complete with all of Queens works to onesnowyowl...my snape wand to jwoody and daniel....dave's kilts __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!* Last edited by ShaniFaye; 03-02-2006 at 06:37 PM..

03-03-2006, 06:54 AM	#10 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	To the Toronto TFP Contigent, I leave my collection of Toronto history and information books, to start a memorial lending library. To Secretmethod70, I leave my VHS collection of old Doctor Who episodes (Dr.#3 - Dr.#7), to start a memorial lending library. I'll have to think about the rest __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

03-03-2006, 01:09 PM	#11 (permalink)
Sweetpea Fade out Location: in love	To dawg: i leave my annoyingly sweet nature... just so she can feel what it's like to be sweet To SecretMethod70: i leave my best collection of lesbian porn To Analog: i leave all my best nude pictures for his AV making And i leave my entire Family Guy Collection. To Gilda: I leave a peice of my heart, which she will forever carry with her. To Mal: i leave my strange sense of hopefulness even when life is shit. To SuppleCow: i leave all my best lingerie corsets... because she looks so smoking in a corset To Tecoyah: i leave nothing but a long thank you note for all the times he's given me good advice. To Shanifaye: i leave a big smiley face and a book full of random facts sweetpea __________________ Having a Pet Will Change Your Life! Looking for a great pet?! Click Here! "I am the Type of Person Who Can Get Away With A lot, Simply Because I Don't Ask Permission for the Privilege of Being Myself"