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I would gain control of toilet paper companies and chocolate companies and bullet manufacturers and blackmail my way into power by threatening to cut off the supply, or worse, make a sub-par product.
Or better yet, take a couple hits from a bong and re-examine exactly WHY anyone would want to rule the whole world.
Then eat some cheese and take a nap.
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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.
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