Reminds me of Captain Kirk, circling Uranus in search of Klingons.
My son's bathroom technique:
Put the last roll of toilet paper on the roller. Under no circumstances restock the BR at this point.
Use the roll up. Occasionally, leave one square on the roll.
Get screamed at by the next user.
Go to the other bathroom and take ONE roll from under the sink. Don't worry if it's the last one in THAT bathroom.
Get screamed at again, and followed to ensure that he goes to the main cache and puts SEVERAL rolls in the empty BR.
Repeat periodically.
I saw this article in the paper and left it on his desk.
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Margaret Thatcher
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