Having been the victim of a snowball pummelling for no good reason as a very small freshman in high school, I have no tolerance for the kids in this situation. Mal, your point about the mess is well taken and accurate, but a salsbury steak could put someone's eye out!
Seriously, you've got to admit that it was only a matter of time before someone on the baseball team whipped a snowball at some smaller kid minding his own business and smacked him the head. These two brought the snow to school with the intention of causing mayhem.