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My cat is reading this over my shoulder and saying, "Yeah, I've wanted to crap on you when you were sleeping, but I've never had the guts to. That cat rocks."
After I stared him down for a minute or two, he relented and said, "Okay okay okay. Jeez. Her cat is trying to communicate something to her. That Plummie human has it right. If her cat does it again, and with a clean litterbox, then something is definitely up. If it happens again, it's probably time for a visit to the v.....vv....veehhhh.....I can't say it. You know what I mean."
Now he's laying on the floor looking at me funny. I'm afraid to go to sleep.
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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses
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