Hanxter

oh man i gotta share this with y'all...

last march uncle phil and i went to the bronx in nyc for the get together at hal's and buddah's place

for something to do phil and i went to this dinky little bar for a couple of cold ones

right off the get-go the bartender is there counting his slips and stuffing envelopes

one look around the place you would need your toes too to count all the cops in the place

at the far end of the bar is this guy manning some 6 newspapers and 2 phones at the same time

next thing we know the guy on the phone buys the whole place a round

the next night we decided to go to our newest favorite place for a couple

these two goons at the door told us the place was closed for a private party when the guy who bought the round called out to say we were cool and invited

so here we are in the bronx, in a cop bar, full of bookies, running numbers and horses in the middle of yankee territory and i'm wearing my game worn authentic red sox pedro jersey right after he signs with the mets

the guy who bought the round had hit $60K on the trifecta the day before said i had the biggest balls in new york

we didn't buy a drink all night