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Some of my favourites
1. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
2. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
3. Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
4. Chuck Norris once shat blood - the blood of 11,940 natives he had killed and eaten.
5. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
6. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
7. 10x10= Chuck Norris.
and finally...
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace
But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys
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