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I am a total and complete confirmed clutz.
A year and a month ago I fell down a flight of stairs brusing my butt so bad that I couldn't sit for a month and then later we discovered I'd caused myself a hernia that I had to have surgery for.
Then only in March of last year I tripped and fell on the last basement step going down. I broke my foot.
Growing up I constantly had bruises on my shins from running into footstools, chairs, trashcans, and falling UP the stairs in our house. I MOST often fell UP and not down. I was always dropping dishes and have broken dishes by just drying them. I have had MANY embarrassing incidents when in elementary school. Especially one in which my entire class saw my carebear panties and before the end of the week the whole school knew what kind I wore. I think the worst was when I knocked over and entire seed packet display dumping all the packets on the floor. Ended up with two store employees helping me to pick it up. At least it wasn't a million dollar vase.
That's good JJ or should I say W.E. Coyote?
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"Always learn the rules so that you can break them properly." Dalai Lama
My Karma just ran over your Dogma. 
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