I've fallen up marble stairs in front of the entire dining room crowd at Flagler College, knocked the crap out of my heel swinging on a playground swing, had a hammer fall from the top of a 6' bookcase onto my head while sitting on the floor, almost broke my foot walking on it while it was asleep, broken every single toe on both feet except the big ones, and ran (literally) into a glass door one New Year's Eve after a bottle of champagne, promptly giving myself two black eyes.
But, I have never broken anything of value. Please keep your vases, jewels, priceless artifacts away from me. Thanks.
edit for my redneck grammar!
__________________
Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Plan9
Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
|
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand