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Mal, thanks for starting this thread in hopes we can all get a laugh and a "ive been there..." (oh and your last story is great)
lets see...
<u> Mr. Out to destroy all females </u> - This guy had a really bad hobby of trying to see how far he can drive girls to self destruction. Now when he did this to me, i was young, and he did his damage. But damnit if i dont want to shake his hand, say thanks, and THEN punch him in the jaw. I mean, he is the basis for a lot of my good jokes these days and a lot of my friends responses of , "Glad you still arent like you were when you were with so&so."
But i guess the kicker is seeing his new gf's he's scrounged up.... (i know his aunt well)... and let me tell ya, scrounged up is an understatement. The last one saw someone wearing those contacts that make your eyes look like cat eyes and she thought they were real, and proceeded to argue with people that they were real!
Ill post more later!
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