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"Well, you see miss, these aren't just sandals. They are medically prescribed footwear. The doctor says that if I wear these every day for 2 months, I will become less funny, handsome and gifted in bed. I am trying to become like all of the other guys out there, and these gifts have turned to curses. You know what I am talking about, with your super-human beauty. Don't you just wish you could be normal sometimes?"
Try that one.
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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.
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