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And now an episode of First Family Ties:

Laura (Talking to a closed door): Now Georgie, come out of the bathroom and talk to your daddy.

W's (unseen voice from behind the door): But I dont wanna, it's mine mine mine.

Pappy Bush: Now, now son it wouldn't be prudent at this juncture to act like a spoiled brat. It's Jeb's turn to bring his dates home and make deals with them and then Neil wants to use the House to court his suitors.

W: well Jeb and Neil ain't no George W daddy. Hell who took out Saddam for you?

Pappa Bush: I thanked you for that son. But now it's the others turn. Hell, I had to give that guy at Diebold part ownership in Clear Channel to get Jeb elected..... now you're coming outta there.

Enter Jeb dressed in Buster Brown sailor suit licking a large rainbow lollipop:

Jeb: Hiya dad, is Georgie still not coming out?

Pappa Bush (now frustrated and banging on the door): Go get you mother Jeb.

Jeb (running down the hall with his giant rainbow lollipop): Georgie's gonna get it Georgie's gonna get it.

Barbra (comes down the hallway, and stops at the door ): Now, George if you don't stop bogarding the White House and open this door I'll have Pat Robertson tell God to smite you.

The door opens...... a weeping W exits

W: Anything but that mom.....

Join us next week when:

Jeb: well golly gee dad, if I allow GM to totally write off their pensions and not pay them, they promised me a new Corvette.

Pappa Bush: Jeb you'll kill yourself.... besides you know our friends Dick, Pat, Rev. Moon and the Sauds make all the decisions. And they decided GM need to go bankrupt so the unions will get blamed and there will be no more unions. Besides we have heavily invested in Toyota and Honda and promised them GM's assets.

Jeb: But dad

Pappa Bush: no but dads.... now stop dreaming and do as ordered and I'll bring Bill and Hilary to dinner.... you know how they always make you laugh with their "help the children, socialize medicine, give money to the workers" crazy talk.

Jeb: Ok dad, plus Bill always has some killer bud and that Hilary is such a power whore she sucks a good cock, can make me cum faster than my daughter can write fake prescriptions and get them filled.....

Pappa Bush: JEB!!!!!!!!!!! Go to your room.

Announcer: Tonight's episode was brought to you by:

the fine people of Halliburton.... "We're proud to sell the military..... (hmmmm ooo oooo yeah sorry) We are proud to service our fighting men and women with the materials they need at such affordable costs"

The wonderful people at Clear Channel........... "now owners of Sirius and XM communications"

And the wonderful people at Fox Broadcasting...... "Fair and balanced.... who cares we own it all now"

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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"