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Many Types of Orgasms
Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms
Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms
Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms
Sex with conquering Spaniards= Conquistadorgasms
Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms
Sex without a climax = Nogasms
Sex on the beach = Shoregasms
Sex with an accountant = Boregasms
Sex in a boat = Oargasms
Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms
Sex while broke = Poorgasms
Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
Sex with a competitive partner = Wargasms
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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