01-05-2006, 08:26 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Many Types of Orgasms
Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms
Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms Sex with conquering Spaniards= Conquistadorgasms Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms Sex without a climax = Nogasms Sex on the beach = Shoregasms Sex with an accountant = Boregasms Sex in a boat = Oargasms Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms Sex while broke = Poorgasms Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms Sex with a competitive partner = Wargasms
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01-05-2006, 08:38 AM | #2 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: northamptonshire
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Sex with a competitive partner = Wargasms
lol been there nice list
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01-05-2006, 09:11 AM | #3 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: anytown, USA
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sex while washing the windows or feeding the dog = choregasms
sex with someone who is never satisfied = moregasms sex while slapping a los angles police officer in the gface = zsa zsa gaborgasms sex with quadruplets = fourgasms
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01-05-2006, 09:38 AM | #6 (permalink) |
pío pío
Location: on a branch about to break
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sex while shopping = storegasm
sex while in love = amorgasm sex while sleeping = snoregasm sex with Oliver = please,sir-can-have-some-moregasm
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09-10-2007, 10:53 AM | #10 (permalink) |
<3 TFP
Location: 17TLH2445607250
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LOL
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09-10-2007, 07:10 PM | #15 (permalink) |
peekaboo
Location: on the back, bitch
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sex with a blacksmith=oregasm
sex with a storyteller=loregasm old fashioned sex=days of yoregasm sex with chocolate, graham crackers and marshmallows='smoregasm(groan)
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09-10-2007, 07:21 PM | #16 (permalink) |
warrior bodhisattva
Super Moderator
Location: East-central Canada
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sex with beer goggles on=deplorgasm
sex that you initiate=instigasm sex in a new way=explorgasm sex before the orgasm=beforgasm sweaty sex=poregasm sex with no quarter=hardcorgasm
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09-16-2007, 07:02 PM | #22 (permalink) |
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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Tim Kazurinski would be so proud of this thread.
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