Mmkay.......I'm a simple beast. Really, I am. I am one of those people who just tells it like I see it, and moves on. If I want something, I speak up. If I prefer something a certain way, I say so. If I don't like something, I try to suggest the way I like it. Simple enough, right?
Why in teh bloody 'ell does my wife ALWAYS try to change/tweak/improve whatever it is in the world that I say I want, prefer, or like?
I mean, let's say she asks me if I'd like something to drink. I say "yes, a Pepsi please". What do you think I'd want? Seems simple, a Pepsi, right?
WRONG!!!! I'd want a CHERRY Pepsi.
How do I know this? Cause every time my wife asks me if I want something, and I tell her, she changes it to what she THINKS I'd want, then gives it to me.
It's freakin frustrating. I honestly appreciate the effort, but PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHEN I WANT SOMETHING SIMPLE, JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING SIMPLE!!!!!
Why do you women always try to improve on simple requests, even when the simple request is the actual core desire?
/rant
(No, this isn't over what kind of Pepsi I drank tonight, just an example for illustrative purposes, lol.)
