The Blonde at the Library
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library.
"Yes, ma'am?" the librarian said.
"I have a complaint! I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
"Horrible?"
"Yes. The worst I've ever seen!" the blonde exclaimed.
"What was wrong with it?"
"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!"
The librarian nodded and said, "Are you the one who took our phone book?"
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