SirLance

A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library.

"Yes, ma'am?" the librarian said.

"I have a complaint! I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

"Horrible?"

"Yes. The worst I've ever seen!" the blonde exclaimed.

"What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!"

The librarian nodded and said, "Are you the one who took our phone book?"

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Toaster126

Oooohhhh... burn. I'll have to use this one.

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phathom

love those blonde jokes, especially when they aren't ones you always hear.

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Mikey'56

Good one, kinda different than the typical blonde joke.

Thanks for the laugh.

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Xazy

Cute, second new blonde joke I have heard in the past week.