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analog · 12-27-2005, 04:32 AM

Yup. You guessed it. I have venting to do. But, seeing as venting is fun, and venting along with other people is even MORE fun, I figured I'd give us all a place to just let out some sexual steam, so to speak.

So, give me your gripes, your whines, your complaints, your petty (or not-so-petty) annoyances... they can be about past people, current people, whatever.

Example:

For as sexual a creature you claimed to be, you sucked in bed. Every girlfriend I've had, i've marathon-fucked for hours on end and collapsed afterwards from exhaustion, because it was that great and I loved it that much. With you, it was a chore to have sex and I honestly wasn't attracted enough to keep the sex going for longer than 30 minutes or an hour. I sometimes let you go to sleep, rather than join you in bed, so I could stay up and jack off, because masturbation was more pleasurable than an average session of sex. Your attempts at being "sexy" made me have to bite my tongue to keep from giggling. I may have really liked you, and i may have *thought* I loved you (for a bit, and foolishly), but your manner of dress, attitude, flirtation, etc., was as sexually charged as a baked potato. For a girl so sexually uninspiring, i'd have thought you would have been a little tighter. (harsh, I know) Being the first girl i've been with who allowed (insisted, actually) that I would finish inside, and taking into account your attitude after you left me for another guy, you successfully exemplified the slang term "cum dumpster". So, in conclusion, thanks for being the most awkward and uninteresting fuck of my life. If I find someone who fucks worse than you, that would surely be something.

There, that feels a little better.

No judgments- there are no judgments here.

You can sound off, as I did, without any identifiers to indicate to whom you're referring. You can gripe about old shit you never got over, or new shit you just can't seem to shake. It can be sex (or lack of), relationships, anything related to this forum. Whatever, just do it, take a deep breath, and feel better.

12-27-2005, 04:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
analog Banned	The Sexuality Vent Thread Yup. You guessed it. I have venting to do. But, seeing as venting is fun, and venting along with other people is even MORE fun, I figured I'd give us all a place to just let out some sexual steam, so to speak. So, give me your gripes, your whines, your complaints, your petty (or not-so-petty) annoyances... they can be about past people, current people, whatever. Example: For as sexual a creature you claimed to be, you sucked in bed. Every girlfriend I've had, i've marathon-fucked for hours on end and collapsed afterwards from exhaustion, because it was that great and I loved it that much. With you, it was a chore to have sex and I honestly wasn't attracted enough to keep the sex going for longer than 30 minutes or an hour. I sometimes let you go to sleep, rather than join you in bed, so I could stay up and jack off, because masturbation was more pleasurable than an average session of sex. Your attempts at being "sexy" made me have to bite my tongue to keep from giggling. I may have really liked you, and i may have thought I loved you (for a bit, and foolishly), but your manner of dress, attitude, flirtation, etc., was as sexually charged as a baked potato. For a girl so sexually uninspiring, i'd have thought you would have been a little tighter. (harsh, I know) Being the first girl i've been with who allowed (insisted, actually) that I would finish inside, and taking into account your attitude after you left me for another guy, you successfully exemplified the slang term "cum dumpster". So, in conclusion, thanks for being the most awkward and uninteresting fuck of my life. If I find someone who fucks worse than you, that would surely be something. There, that feels a little better. No judgments- there are no judgments here. You can sound off, as I did, without any identifiers to indicate to whom you're referring. You can gripe about old shit you never got over, or new shit you just can't seem to shake. It can be sex (or lack of), relationships, anything related to this forum. Whatever, just do it, take a deep breath, and feel better.