Life is Ticking By...
THE average human is capable of enjoying orgasms lasting SIXTEEN hours, new research shows.
But don’t get too excited — because those hours of joy are spread over 78 years. It means we’re actually getting a measly 2.02 SECONDS of eyeball-rolling delight every day.
And if you think that’s an anti-climax, how about the fact we spend six months of our lives in traffic jams or nine months washing and ironing.
The research, published in German science magazine Geo Wissen, explains how much time the average human who lives to 78 spends on everyday tasks during their lifetime.
Five years are spent eating, seven years working and 24 years sleeping.
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