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THE average human is capable of enjoying orgasms lasting SIXTEEN hours, new research shows.

But don’t get too excited — because those hours of joy are spread over 78 years. It means we’re actually getting a measly 2.02 SECONDS of eyeball-rolling delight every day.

And if you think that’s an anti-climax, how about the fact we spend six months of our lives in traffic jams or nine months washing and ironing.

The research, published in German science magazine Geo Wissen, explains how much time the average human who lives to 78 spends on everyday tasks during their lifetime.

Five years are spent eating, seven years working and 24 years sleeping.

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MexicanOnABike

wow. i really like #8. sleeping. something i need now anyways! hehehe. got #1 today. and it was more than 2sec. lol

Siege

Awww... I was so ready to try to get that 16 hour orgasm. Then you had to shoot me down with you.... facts....

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snowy

I sincerely doubt I will only rack up 16 hours worth of orgasms in my lifetime, given I've had a bunch and they last a lot longer than 2.02 seconds. Shoot, I bet I could hit that mark in just another few years...give me time, give me time.

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redsfan11

I can beat 16 hours, but at only 1.5 secs per attempt I need to work 50% harder at it.

Pip

Since I never pray in church, does that mean I get two weeks more for orgasms? Or will it be two weeks more of traffic jams?

MSD

Church is on Sunday. You'll be adding that to the sleep total.

Slippery Slope

What about the time spent having wet dreams while you're asleep in church?...

Zeraph

Working is much less than I thought it would be. Orgasm a bit lower, well we all need goals.

DonovanDuVal

Hate to bring you all down even further, but I suppose w*nkers will be putting that average up by quite a long way. Yeah, sorry about that, ahem.

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flamingdog

Pass the bullets.

Suave

You could easily multitask some of that time. Have orgasms while watching TV at work. Voila: you now have years of time open for orgasms!

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redsfan11

I like the multitasking idea. Too much 3 and 7. Not enough 1, 2 and 8.