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SirLance · 12-09-2005, 10:18 PM

Never heard it, funny as hell!

My first jump (static line), the jumpmaster asked me if I was afraid. I said, "Yes, seargent, I'm afraid to jump out of this airplane."

The jumpmaster looks at me like I'm a nutjob. He says, "Son, this airplane is 40 years old. And, it was built by the low bidder. You should be afraid NOT to jump out of this airplane!"

I jumped.

12-09-2005, 10:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Never heard it, funny as hell! My first jump (static line), the jumpmaster asked me if I was afraid. I said, "Yes, seargent, I'm afraid to jump out of this airplane." The jumpmaster looks at me like I'm a nutjob. He says, "Son, this airplane is 40 years old. And, it was built by the low bidder. You should be afraid NOT to jump out of this airplane!" I jumped. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.