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Never heard it, funny as hell!
My first jump (static line), the jumpmaster asked me if I was afraid. I said, "Yes, seargent, I'm afraid to jump out of this airplane."
The jumpmaster looks at me like I'm a nutjob. He says, "Son, this airplane is 40 years old. And, it was built by the low bidder. You should be afraid NOT to jump out of this airplane!"
I jumped.
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