msh58

oscar night

just me and my flask
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looking out over hollywood
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waiting for the limo

what the hell were they thinking when they nominated me. swig

best original screenplay for a comedy, the movie snuck in there somehow, slow year for comedies i guess. Remembering all the reviews, most of them were bad, but i think fair. Even the guy from denver that was making the sign of the cross and praying for deliverance while watching it. I mean i can see someone having that kind of reaction to my movie. swig.

Its the library scene though that they're saying is where i lost my real chance at an oscar. I disagree, i think the entire movie is a losing cause but i guess i went a little overboard with one scene. Librarians with mounted machine guns gunning down a busload of retards coming into the library as a couple of other characters were calmly discussing the merits of matisse. I'm not sure why i included that scene either, even beavis and butthead never sunk that low. somehow seemed funny at the time. swig.

Or any of the scenes, the whole movie doesn't make any sense, killed the hero in the first ten minutes and then just let the other characters run amok. swig. But people just kept buying tickets to it, liked the out of controlness of the whole mess i guess. i don't know. swig.

small independant film companies never have a chance at these award things anyway. swig. Remember selling the idea to the ceo and him just looking skyward and just saying "my lord, is this all we have this year". He'll be in the limo too, probably as ripped and confused as i am. How a film with no merit or value to society could make it this far and drag us along with it. swig.

what if i sit next to angelina jolie? swig. What if she has a flask too? swig.

never even bothered to write an award speech. I mean what if this actually won, what does it say about this country? swig.

maybe by including that library scene i saved america. Yeah that feels better.

i deserve a medal instead. here comes the limo.