At the beginning of being with Martel, I was mortiallly embarrassed at the thought of farting in front of him. Fortunately, we've gotten over that one
As for the pooping, well... I'll sum it up as one of my hallmates in boarding school said:
"I don't want my man coming in when I'm brushing my teeth and being all 'Well, honey, how was your.......*grunt*.....day?"
Just open up to your GF- that's what the best relationships are built on- communication
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Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox
She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
-C'hi