Check this one out:
I was all set to write a journal entry about the blisters I got from returning to Tae Kwon Do when my boss walks in with a few questions. Instinctively, I minimize the TFP window and turn to talk to him. I notice him looking over my shoulder with a puzzled expression. I hurried him through the dialogue and out of the office to turn and see what held his attention. On the screen in a Word file that I copied and pasted into a post in the
“lover licking our ass” thread in Tilted Sexuality was the following text:
"I have never backed away from a sexual challenge but the whole tonguing the asshole thing is a bit much for me. My girl liked to try to put her finger around and near my asshole and I almost elbowed her the first time. (reflex, not intent) Yes, I am a hypocrite. Her ass goes both ways and mine only goes 1. I accept that. But I’m not eating ass and mine is not on the menu."
BTW - My contract is up next week. Perhaps I should start looking through those want ads?
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...t=damn+you+tfp