I have the same problem that got worse after I had a cold last month.
My pet peeve, at least with the spouse: he doesn't shut up. The smaller the point, the longer it takes to get there. Funny thing is, he had a friend that did the same thing that he'd complain about. But every conversation,' you know so-and-so from that car show that we talked to for a while, who had the wife that....well, anyway....' And I say, no, don't remember and he'll start describing the person, etc....get ON with the point!
Oh, and constant farting.....more than even I could ever do.
Getting mad at me because my mood's less than cheery. I'm moody, deal with it.
Assuming I need help if there's a tool in my hand. I know how to ask.
He used to immediately jump on me the minute I'd say "oh, shit" while at the computer with a "now what'd you do?" But since being here and learning from the best, I now outgeek him by miles
