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Originally Posted by skysooner
I used to use the BEQ scale. That was the Beer Equivalent scale (i.e. the number of beers I would have to drink to want to sleep with a certain women). This wasn't particularly original, but I found it funny when I was in college.
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I had a similar scale, but in reverse. It was the Clydesdale Scale. It measured how many Clydesdales it would take to drag me away. To give you a sense of the scale, we determined that Catherine Zeta Jones would be about a .25 on the Clydesdale Scale. Hey, a Clydesdale is a big animal! The scale does go into the negatives. A negative number quantifies how hard you're whipping the Clydesdale.
I also devised the millihelen. The millihelen is a unit of measurement of female beauty. One millihelen is the amount of beauty necessary to launch one ship.
/threadjack: I now return you to your regularly scheduled MILFing.