Okay, these feminine product adds were in terrible taste but I could somehow handle them. THEN a few weeks ago where I saw the worst tampon add in history. I don't know what brand it's for, but it's the one where a girl and guy are in a boat which has a hole in its bottom and a geyser of water is pouring out until the girl plugs it with a tampon.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Oh thank god they have a tampon that can stand up to 90 pounds per square inch of preasure and keep back a whole lake full of water! How in holly hell did women ever get by without this. I mean it must have been terrible to be walking down the street when out of nowhere <<< THE PERIOD >>> and the chick gets thrown into the stratosphere as a hotspring of blood rushes out of her cooch. It's okay now though! Because there are tampons that can stand up to the toughest flow! Yes Playtex (or whatever) so Noah doesn't have to build an ark everytime you have a period.
Just kill me.