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nonkem · 11-15-2005, 02:31 PM

I have a bunch of rants, I'll post them every day or so until I don't have any left. Then as I write new ones I'll put those up. Here is my most recent one about why I think tampon commercials suck. I hope the language doesn't bother anyone. I suppose I could make cencered versions, but I'm a pretty vulgar person and that would be against all I think is right in this world.

Anyway, enjoy...

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I really fucking hate tampon commercials. I know this sounds strange that I would get on a topic such as this but shut the fuck up and listen. Every tampon commercial makes the male population out to look like fucking imbeciles. You don't believe me? I have 2 examples and thats all you get because I think 2 is enough.

First there is that one where the chick is in her high school class and she pulls out the tampon like, "HOLY SHIT ITS TINY!" or whatever and so she's like holding it and giggling about some stupid shit, I don't know. And the teacher is like, "Is that candy? Did you bring some for the whole class?" And the girl goes, "Only for the girls! tee hehehe!" And every guy in the room has this "Der... Me so stupid me don't get it." look on their face and the girls laugh at them because they can't have fun with tampons as well.

Fuck you. What the fuck is that shit?

Another good one is where the fat guy and the girl are in the boat on the lake and they're talking about how they both love pudding and they debate who has prettier eyes. And then there is a hole in the boat. Like this magical hole that comes from nowhere. Must have been covert Navy Seal frogmen with an underwater drill out to sabotage them because the fat guy owns some liquor store that's a front for an international group of spies. Anywho, the guy is all frantic like "I'll fix it! Where the fuck is my welder?" And while he's flipping out the chick pulls out a magic tampon and shoves it in the hole on the boat. "tee hehe! I fixed it with my tampon!" And he's like "OMG! that was amazing! you saved us! FUCK THE NAVY SEALS!"

Yeah, tampon commercials fucking suck.

11-15-2005, 02:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
nonkem Upright Location: Central PA	Rant 1: Tampon Commercials I have a bunch of rants, I'll post them every day or so until I don't have any left. Then as I write new ones I'll put those up. Here is my most recent one about why I think tampon commercials suck. I hope the language doesn't bother anyone. I suppose I could make cencered versions, but I'm a pretty vulgar person and that would be against all I think is right in this world. Anyway, enjoy... --------------------------------------------------- I really fucking hate tampon commercials. I know this sounds strange that I would get on a topic such as this but shut the fuck up and listen. Every tampon commercial makes the male population out to look like fucking imbeciles. You don't believe me? I have 2 examples and thats all you get because I think 2 is enough. First there is that one where the chick is in her high school class and she pulls out the tampon like, "HOLY SHIT ITS TINY!" or whatever and so she's like holding it and giggling about some stupid shit, I don't know. And the teacher is like, "Is that candy? Did you bring some for the whole class?" And the girl goes, "Only for the girls! tee hehehe!" And every guy in the room has this "Der... Me so stupid me don't get it." look on their face and the girls laugh at them because they can't have fun with tampons as well. Fuck you. What the fuck is that shit? Another good one is where the fat guy and the girl are in the boat on the lake and they're talking about how they both love pudding and they debate who has prettier eyes. And then there is a hole in the boat. Like this magical hole that comes from nowhere. Must have been covert Navy Seal frogmen with an underwater drill out to sabotage them because the fat guy owns some liquor store that's a front for an international group of spies. Anywho, the guy is all frantic like "I'll fix it! Where the fuck is my welder?" And while he's flipping out the chick pulls out a magic tampon and shoves it in the hole on the boat. "tee hehe! I fixed it with my tampon!" And he's like "OMG! that was amazing! you saved us! FUCK THE NAVY SEALS!" Yeah, tampon commercials fucking suck. __________________ The blood drive is a pyramid scheme perpetrated by Dracula and his blood slaves.