Originally Posted by jujueye

Actually, if you speak only in limerick, that would benefit you as well.

"I'm here to learn of your job,
because the previous git was a slob,
he'd kick and he'd scream,
at every machine,
and then would play with his corn cob."

If they ask you about your relevant experience:

"I have no experience like that,
except that I did it to my cat,
she bent over one day,
to get out of the way,
and felt my John Thomas so fat."

I think this is working pretty well......