Phaenx

I was rifling through my golf bag today hosing around with the clubs on the patio and noticed I, for whatever reason, own two 6 irons. Upon realising this I decide to take the other out to relieve some of the weight while carrying the bag around a golfcourse.

What do I do with an extra club? Well I thought maybe I should put it in the basement and let it sit around until it's even more ancient then it already is, I could try to sell it, but noone would probably want it, or I could set it next to my bed in case some night I hear a noise and discover some ass breaking into my house. I thought this was a good idea if in case I had to defend myself from said burglar, then I thought to myself what other clubs would do more damage then this 6 iron?

After some thought, I think an iron would certainly tear someones skull up more then a driver would. It has less surface area and the same if not more weight to deliver force with, resulting in a good whack to the noggin. I think this, along with my knife, sitting next to my bed gives me a fairly good chance if someone were stupid enough to try and rob me without a gun.

This brings up another thought, and my question; Do you sleep with a weapon nearby? If so, what is it and why do you have it there, or if not how come you don't have one there?

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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy