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Posting this on my boss' door:


Boy, he was really coming at me...


One time....I was just sitting around and waiting for everybody to finish loading the topside of the Airbus A310. While I was waiting, I was looking at the nose of the aircraft and noticed that there was 3 port for microphone, one for the captain, one for the first officer and the last for the cabin which I'm assuming its the whole plane.

So, I plugged my headphone into it and said:

"Good evenings ladies and gentlemen, my name is Jeff and I'll be your wingwalker this evening. If you have any questions or concerns, please don't hestitate to bring them up to me"

And just when I was about to unplug it, there was a voice:

"Hey Jeff, this is the Captain, I do have a concern"

I replied nervously, "Yes Captain?"

"Get the fuck off the goddamn radio"

I quickly replied "Yes sir" and then before I unplugged the radio headset, I said "Thank you for flying Fedex Express. Remember, we'll deliever you to the world on time!"

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