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MovieNut · 10-30-2005, 02:01 PM

Dude! That was obnoxious! oh, to think, of all the unkind things I could say, if this wasn't a polite and well-modded community. I'll have to resort to unloading a barage of Carsonisms on your witless wit:

May a love-starved fruit-fly molest your sister's nectarines.
May a diseased yak squat in your hot tub.
May you get your first French kiss from a diseased camel.
May a desert weirdo lower his figs into your mother's soup.
May the Shah of Iran seek refuge under your sister's skirt.
May your prize bull hate cows.
May a crazy holy man set fire to your nose hair.
May your only daughter take up with a yak of another faith.
May a crazed lizard unravel your underwear.
May your Perrie water be secretly bottled in Tijuana.
May a desert nomad do a desert no-no to your sister.
May a diseased Holy man soil your shelf paper.
May a weird holy man with a rash play with your face.
May a queasy camel freshen up your mother's evening bath.
May your platform shoes fail you in a camel pasture.
May a sick yak leave a gift in your sock drawer.
May Orca the Whale relieve himself on your carpet.
May a camel with a weak kidney condition find your Hope Chest.
May a weird Holy man use a Black & Decker tool on your only sister.
May the winds of the Sahara blow a scorpion up your sister's caftan.
May a nearsighted sand flea suck syrup off your short stack.

10-30-2005, 02:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
MovieNut giddy	Dude! That was obnoxious! oh, to think, of all the unkind things I could say, if this wasn't a polite and well-modded community. I'll have to resort to unloading a barage of Carsonisms on your witless wit: May a love-starved fruit-fly molest your sister's nectarines. May a diseased yak squat in your hot tub. May you get your first French kiss from a diseased camel. May a desert weirdo lower his figs into your mother's soup. May the Shah of Iran seek refuge under your sister's skirt. May your prize bull hate cows. May a crazy holy man set fire to your nose hair. May your only daughter take up with a yak of another faith. May a crazed lizard unravel your underwear. May your Perrie water be secretly bottled in Tijuana. May a desert nomad do a desert no-no to your sister. May a diseased Holy man soil your shelf paper. May a weird holy man with a rash play with your face. May a queasy camel freshen up your mother's evening bath. May your platform shoes fail you in a camel pasture. May a sick yak leave a gift in your sock drawer. May Orca the Whale relieve himself on your carpet. May a camel with a weak kidney condition find your Hope Chest. May a weird Holy man use a Black & Decker tool on your only sister. May the winds of the Sahara blow a scorpion up your sister's caftan. May a nearsighted sand flea suck syrup off your short stack. __________________ I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven ?