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10-30-2005, 12:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
djflish The Mighty Boosh Location: I mostly come out at night, mostly...	Jessica Alba. Completely naked. Oh Yes! Check it! http://sheendigital.com/alba/ Happy Halloween! __________________ Europes two great narcotics, Alcohol and Christianity. I know which one I prefer.

10-30-2005, 12:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Damn she's HOT!!!

10-30-2005, 12:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	you're an idiot. __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris

10-30-2005, 01:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
Marvelous Marv Cunning Runt Location: Taking a mulligan	I had to change my pants after seeing that pic. __________________ "The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." Margaret Thatcher

10-30-2005, 02:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
MovieNut giddy	Dude! That was obnoxious! oh, to think, of all the unkind things I could say, if this wasn't a polite and well-modded community. I'll have to resort to unloading a barage of Carsonisms on your witless wit: May a love-starved fruit-fly molest your sister's nectarines. May a diseased yak squat in your hot tub. May you get your first French kiss from a diseased camel. May a desert weirdo lower his figs into your mother's soup. May the Shah of Iran seek refuge under your sister's skirt. May your prize bull hate cows. May a crazy holy man set fire to your nose hair. May your only daughter take up with a yak of another faith. May a crazed lizard unravel your underwear. May your Perrie water be secretly bottled in Tijuana. May a desert nomad do a desert no-no to your sister. May a diseased Holy man soil your shelf paper. May a weird holy man with a rash play with your face. May a queasy camel freshen up your mother's evening bath. May your platform shoes fail you in a camel pasture. May a sick yak leave a gift in your sock drawer. May Orca the Whale relieve himself on your carpet. May a camel with a weak kidney condition find your Hope Chest. May a weird Holy man use a Black & Decker tool on your only sister. May the winds of the Sahara blow a scorpion up your sister's caftan. May a nearsighted sand flea suck syrup off your short stack. __________________ I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven ?

10-30-2005, 02:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
Liquor Dealer Super Agitator Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A	She looks better in the second picture than she does in the first! No starz for this one dude!!! __________________ Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!!

10-30-2005, 02:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
Wyckd Crazy Location: Los Angeles, CA	this is the most stupidest post ever and i request this be locked or removed or something.. and may the OP get slapped arounda bit with a large trout.

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10-30-2005, 02:50 PM

#8 (permalink)

doncalypso

TFP Mad Scientist

Location: Philadelphia, PA

Quote:

Originally Posted by MovieNut

Dude! That was obnoxious! oh, to think, of all the unkind things I could say, if this wasn't a polite and well-modded community. I'll have to resort to unloading a barage of Carsonisms on your witless wit:

May a love-starved fruit-fly molest your sister's nectarines.
May a diseased yak squat in your hot tub.
May you get your first French kiss from a diseased camel.
May a desert weirdo lower his figs into your mother's soup.
May the Shah of Iran seek refuge under your sister's skirt.
May your prize bull hate cows.
May a crazy holy man set fire to your nose hair.
May your only daughter take up with a yak of another faith.
May a crazed lizard unravel your underwear.
May your Perrie water be secretly bottled in Tijuana.
May a desert nomad do a desert no-no to your sister.
May a diseased Holy man soil your shelf paper.
May a weird holy man with a rash play with your face.
May a queasy camel freshen up your mother's evening bath.
May your platform shoes fail you in a camel pasture.
May a sick yak leave a gift in your sock drawer.
May Orca the Whale relieve himself on your carpet.
May a camel with a weak kidney condition find your Hope Chest.
May a weird Holy man use a Black & Decker tool on your only sister.
May the winds of the Sahara blow a scorpion up your sister's caftan.
May a nearsighted sand flea suck syrup off your short stack.

__________________
Doncalypso... the one and only Haitian Sensation

doncalypso is offline

10-30-2005, 03:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	i'd hit 'em both....

10-30-2005, 04:31 PM	#10 (permalink)
Hardknock Republican slayer Location: WA	You fucker....

10-30-2005, 05:44 PM	#11 (permalink)
tec-9-7 Insane Location: Rainy Washington	Oh yea! Fucker.

10-30-2005, 06:25 PM	#12 (permalink)
5757 Insane Location: Vegas!!	You little shit!! My volume was up all the way! __________________ Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint, Forever in debt to ((your)) priceless advice. - Nirvana

10-30-2005, 06:43 PM	#13 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	Damnit! Jessica Alba, my only weakness! and you exploited it like some sort of evil villan __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

10-30-2005, 06:58 PM	#14 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	Bastard...don't ever do that to someone who's stoned... __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

10-30-2005, 07:01 PM	#15 (permalink)
powerclown Junkie Location: Detroit, MI	My (formerly sleeping in my lap) cat tore my legs to ribbons running for his life. Not one of the more pleasant intarweb experiences in my life I must say. Do not pass GO do not collect 200.

10-30-2005, 07:20 PM	#16 (permalink)
Sweetpea Fade out Location: in love	gosh darn it... that's a cheap trick... but i clicked on it anyway... in the hopes of... well.... the breasts of jessica Alba should have their own kingdom with subjects to worship them Sweetpea __________________ Having a Pet Will Change Your Life! Looking for a great pet?! Click Here! "I am the Type of Person Who Can Get Away With A lot, Simply Because I Don't Ask Permission for the Privilege of Being Myself"

10-30-2005, 07:23 PM	#17 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	This kind of gag is still around? Sigh...

10-30-2005, 07:23 PM	#18 (permalink)
optik_nerve Psycho Location: Florida	lmfao. I minimized the screen while it was loading...so I just heard the fucking loud noise. Nice try. I win.

10-30-2005, 07:35 PM	#19 (permalink)
Frozen North Insane Location: Alaska	C'mon people, what would you expect from something posted here instead of the Titty Board?

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10-30-2005, 10:25 PM

#20 (permalink)

analog

Banned

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frozen North

C'mon people, what would you expect from something posted here instead of the Titty Board?

Good point, but still. That sound was SO LOUD.

analog is offline

10-30-2005, 10:46 PM	#21 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	my sis is so gonna freak out when i send her that link..thanks guys __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

10-31-2005, 12:18 AM	#22 (permalink)
venom60 Upright Location: streator,Il	that is awsome !!!!

10-31-2005, 02:50 AM	#23 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	Ahhhhhh.....Changes pants __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

10-31-2005, 03:05 AM	#24 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	How fucking dare you. That's a terrible thing to see this early. __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

10-31-2005, 04:26 AM	#25 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	BASTARD ................... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-31-2005, 04:27 AM	#26 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	/me falls off chair laughing hysterically... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

10-31-2005, 08:16 AM	#27 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Hey, doez any1 have a mirror? Pix don't load all the way... /surfs with the speakers off __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

10-31-2005, 08:44 AM	#28 (permalink)
Furry Crazy Location: UK	Damnit, how did I fall for that? More importantly, how does one get hot chocolate off a cowskin rug? Still.... hehehe.... __________________ Furry is the leader of his own cult, the "Furballs of Doom". They sit about chanting "Doom, Doom, Doom". (From a random shot in the dark by SirLance)

10-31-2005, 09:14 AM	#29 (permalink)
liquidlight AHH! Custom Title!! Location: The twisted warpings of my brain.	LMAO damn I'm glad I read the posts before clicking the link. . . holy shit that was foul though. . . __________________ Halfway to hell and picking up speed.

10-31-2005, 10:06 AM	#30 (permalink)
vanblah Junkie	Isn't that Amanda Bearce from "Fright Night"? AKA Marcy D'Arcy from "Married ... with Children". She was hot when they dressed her up as the vampire chick.

10-31-2005, 10:39 PM	#31 (permalink)
jujueye alpaca lunch for the trip Location: in my computer	Well, we can certainly tell who jumped like a girlie when they saw all of Jessica.

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10-31-2005, 10:43 PM

#32 (permalink)

itch vaccine

Psycho

Location: on my spinning computer chair

Quote:

Originally Posted by optik_nerve

lmfao.

I minimized the screen while it was loading...so I just heard the fucking loud noise.

Nice try. I win.

Haha, I was in warcraft3 when it loaded.

__________________
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes.
When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours.
That's relativity."
- Albert Einstein

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11-03-2005, 11:26 AM	#33 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	i don't know why i clicked this thread. but gawds, i have to say that was HOT! wanders off to change pants __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

11-05-2005, 12:47 PM	#34 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	bernadette..at least u had pants on lol __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

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