You should try to zing them. Henceforth, they shall be referred to as Billy and Janie.
"Hey Billy, I have to ask you something."
"What is it, soma?"
"Well Billy, Janie is supposed to be the village bicycle, not tricycle, so please stop dragging me everywhere."
Then you go "BURN!" and high five yourself into a freezeframe.
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