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Old 10-28-2005, 10:48 AM   #18 (permalink)
FatFreeGoodness
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"He's a lawyer. He has to be able to say ridiculous things."

You know, that’s an excellent point. Perhaps he simply couldn't help himself.

But remember that line from Jurassic Park? “They were so busy worrying about whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should!”
If your client almost certainly caused people serious harm, you probably should not be pointing our that someone needs to prove that. You should be talking about other things entirely.



By the way, do you know how many lawyer jokes there are?
Two. All the rest are true stories.
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