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Originally Posted by raeanna74
Oops - you're right it says that store personel had supposedly mistreated him - not employers. Even still, what could they have done that warrented this kind of behavior? If they had soiled bakery that they'd given him he could have gotten authorities involved. Why do this? He displays a complete lack of intelligence and deserves the title STUPID.
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Some of my best friends had this neighbor who would always call the cops whenever we were partying, hanging out on the porch, or drinking beers in the front yard while hanging out. Disturbances, etc. He was the stereotypical tweaker who would peer out of his curtains from time to time.
Over time, a feud developed between his friends and mine.
Then one day it came to a head, and he actually tried to run a couple friends over with his car in the alley. He managed to hit me. I vowed revenge as I threw a 40 bottle at his car's rear window as he drove off. I limped home and pulled a hefty bag from under my sink...I began to feed my 80lb black Lab extra portions...I collected her shit for two months in that bag...nice goopy turds...then one day, I put a yellow rain slicker on (that my uncle had given me, quite appropriately, he was the manager at the "shit plant" (waste water treatment center) and elbow length gloves...I took that hefty bag and I walked to where he parked his car on the street...I started to swing that hefty bag laying nice sized dents all over his shitty little car...then the bag split...and I literally coated his car with dog shit.
My friends called me later and said, when he went to work, there was a circle of shit around where the car had been parked, like a chalk line around a dead body.
Looking back, I would agree it was immature, but damn it's fucking funny and we still enjoy the story today...almost as much as the one where another friend got caught red-peckered, as it were, while he was pissing on the dude's front door at 3am and the a-hole actually opened it up to a stream of pee on his legs and carpet!
What does any of this have to do with the thread? Nothing, I just think those are hella funny stories.
OK, maybe someone should examine why young men feel the need to use fecal matter and/or urine to prove a point. I think it goes back to my original point: jesus said no one is innocent
