Stories like these really creep me out. The one where the angry teenage boy was caught masturbating on the danish had me freaked out for ages. Gahhh...its all i can do to keep it from turning into a complex.
Oh, and when I say "jesus, that tastes like baby shit," what I mean is that it tastes how baby shit smells, not that I have some secret affection for the green nasties. The process of smelling something involves inhaling small particles of the actual substance in question, which is nasty to think about sometimes, but just dont think too hard about it.
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