You can't make this stuff up people...
Jilted john reports drug scam to Somerville cops
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Maybe the Somerville police need an angry john complaint line.
A frustrated man stunned officers at the station when he called demanding justice because a city woman broke a bawdy drugs-for-sex barter.
Perplexed police are now investigating.
The mother of the alleged solicitor said it wasn't her daughter's first time offering an X-rated exchange, said Sgt. David Fallon.
So far, Somerville police have not made any arrests for the risque business on Maine Avenue.
The man, whose named was not released, called police to report he responded to an advertisement by a woman on the boston.craigslist.org Web site under the casual encounters category.
According to a police report, the woman who posted the ad stating she would give oral sex for drugs. But they met, she grabbed the drugs and left the john out in the cold.
In a rejection-fueled fury, the man called police to report the ``crime'', exposing himself to possible criminal charges.
A quick search of the Boston craigslist Web site using ``Somerville'' as a search term revealed a posting on Tuesday from a Somerville woman offering oral sex in exchange for five or six ``perks or vikes'' – slang for powerful painkillers Percocet and Vicodin.
Craigslist spokesman Susan MacTavish Best said the Web site ``often'' cooperates with police about postings. She did not comment on this unhappy customer.
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I think this goes into the "what were ya thinkin' skippy?" category...