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Originally Posted by maleficent
And then they get flushed.. a lovely burial at sea... maybe the authorities would need to be called and an autopsy on the fishie would beed to be performed...  |
Coroner: My GOD MAN!! This fish was completely blind at the time of death... who owned this little goldie?!?
Police Detective: Our files say that the fish matches the description of one that belongs to a "BigBen". We've had problems with this piece of shit before. He takes his dog for 7.548 minute walks when it drops to -25c, instead of the regulated 10 minutes. Do you think the blindness was caused by a round fishbowl, doc?
Coroner: I hope not. Let me run some more tests. Go pick this BigBen up, and if he gives you the slightest trouble...
Detective: I know, doc, I know. Two shots to the chest, one to the head. I can't believe that people raise their kids to become like this. I think I am going to be sick.