That's a great question...
Since I don't play racketball, I would have to make it something more personal.
Would I go hunting with God? Hell yes! (pun intended)
Me: Uh, hey God, we haven't seen any trophy bucks all day. Are you hiding them or communicating with them so that they stay away? Cause that's cheating, you know.
God: Yeah, I know. I chose this spot for a reason. Be patient, my child. And remember that 185 grains drop 12cm at 400m.
Me: I remember. Why do you keep bringing that up? I missed that one shot in '97 and you have to bug me about it forever? When will you let it go man? Don't you have more important things to worry about? Pass me that beer that you brought. That shit is tasty. What do you call it?
God: I haven't named it. I brewed it myself. I travel all over the world for the finest ingredients, and then spend my free time brewing.
Me: Free time? Sheesh, I thought you would be too busy. What did you bring for a rifle? I don't see yours lying around here.
God: No, I don't hunt. I put creatures on this world for a reason, and taking their life would be kind of paradoxical. I just like hanging out and enjoying nature. I like chatting with hunters, because they appreciate the hard work I have done. You should see those stuffy folks in the big cities; they don't understand what it is like to be out here.
Me: I hear you. This is fucking boring though. You said this was a good spot, and all I have seen is a nice landscape and my breath for the past four hours. Lets go over the ridge and see if there is a herd to the south...
God: No, my child. Wait a moment longer.
(Suddenly, the most perfect and majestic 12 point buck crashes out of the bushes at 400m, and presents a beautiful side view)
Me: HOLY SHIT! (taking aim) (Four gunshots in rapid succession)
(God laughing): I think you missed. You should have aimed lower.
Me: That's it, I am never hunting with you again.
God: What if I bring the beer?
Me: Oh, yeah... I forgot about that. Can you just make it so that the shots are at 100m?
God: That's not really hunting then, is it?
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