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MageB420666 · 10-20-2005, 06:19 PM

When I Become Supreme Ruler of the World:

Religion shall be abolished, as it causes much strife and fighting. Any diety that objects will just have to deal with it.

Artistic services and spectator sports shall be provided for free to all who wish to enjoy them, music shall be performed for the sake of making music, and not making money. Art will not be selling for hundreds or thousands of dollars a painting. Sports shall be played for the love of the game, and not getting the next endorsement deal.

All SUV's that are not used for actual work, and just for driving to work, are to be destroyed and turned into smaller, more fuel effecient vehicles.

Freedom of speech will mean freedom of speech, except for treason against my perfect ego, that shall be punishable by a firm taunting.

Anybody convicted of rape shall be crucified unto the verge of death, allowed to recover, then skinned alive and dunked into a bath of salt water, and surviving that, have all their limbs removed without pain-killers and then left in the middle of the forest to die slowly of exposure.

Anyone convicted of pre-meditated murder shall be hung on a gallows in the public square for the amusement of the crowd and to serve as a warning, all spontaneous murders shall be punishable with a 20 year sentece to prison, that's 20 years for each murder the criminal is convicted of.

Speed limits shall be abolished, survival of the fittest shall ensue.

The drinking age and all laws against recreational drugs shall be abolished, but anyone commiting a crime under the influence of these chemicals shall considered the same as if they had done the crime sober. Intoxication shall not be an excuse.

I will be allowed to pilot/drive any vehicle that I wish to at any time.

NASCAR will no longer be driven on oval tracks, a bunch of left turns is not entertainment, all racing will be done on road courses or rally setup. Restrictor plates will be abolished.

Space exploration and furthering mankind's understanding of the universe will become the main goals of society.

Sunburn will be abolished. I simply will not allow it.

Dueling shall be brought back into the main stream, if two fools wish to try and kill each other, let 'em. The world would be a better place if it was free of half of them.

Television shall no longer be censored.

Tea time and Siestas will become mandatory practices all over the world.

10-20-2005, 06:19 PM	#20 (permalink)
MageB420666 <Insert wise statement here> Location: Hell if I know	When I Become Supreme Ruler of the World: Religion shall be abolished, as it causes much strife and fighting. Any diety that objects will just have to deal with it. Artistic services and spectator sports shall be provided for free to all who wish to enjoy them, music shall be performed for the sake of making music, and not making money. Art will not be selling for hundreds or thousands of dollars a painting. Sports shall be played for the love of the game, and not getting the next endorsement deal. All SUV's that are not used for actual work, and just for driving to work, are to be destroyed and turned into smaller, more fuel effecient vehicles. Freedom of speech will mean freedom of speech, except for treason against my perfect ego, that shall be punishable by a firm taunting. Anybody convicted of rape shall be crucified unto the verge of death, allowed to recover, then skinned alive and dunked into a bath of salt water, and surviving that, have all their limbs removed without pain-killers and then left in the middle of the forest to die slowly of exposure. Anyone convicted of pre-meditated murder shall be hung on a gallows in the public square for the amusement of the crowd and to serve as a warning, all spontaneous murders shall be punishable with a 20 year sentece to prison, that's 20 years for each murder the criminal is convicted of. Speed limits shall be abolished, survival of the fittest shall ensue. The drinking age and all laws against recreational drugs shall be abolished, but anyone commiting a crime under the influence of these chemicals shall considered the same as if they had done the crime sober. Intoxication shall not be an excuse. I will be allowed to pilot/drive any vehicle that I wish to at any time. NASCAR will no longer be driven on oval tracks, a bunch of left turns is not entertainment, all racing will be done on road courses or rally setup. Restrictor plates will be abolished. Space exploration and furthering mankind's understanding of the universe will become the main goals of society. Sunburn will be abolished. I simply will not allow it. Dueling shall be brought back into the main stream, if two fools wish to try and kill each other, let 'em. The world would be a better place if it was free of half of them. Television shall no longer be censored. Tea time and Siestas will become mandatory practices all over the world. __________________ Apathy: The best outlook this side of I don't give a damn.