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When I am King of the Forrest:
I will give everyone in Algeria a Banjo.
Budweiser, Heinekin, and Zima will be free, but only available as enemas
I will have a pet mackrel named Aloyisus
Texas will be liquidated
I will have the biggest hat that money can buy.
The dulcet tones of Blue Öyster Cult will be clearly audible everywhere, bringing peace to all things.
The word "Chillax" will be banned. Those using it will be smeared with sheep dung.
Pastafarianism will be the state religion.
All bras will be peekaboo.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Last edited by Tophat665; 10-19-2005 at 07:58 PM..
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