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Looking for Fashion Advice?
I had run into this blog several months ago, but entirely forgot about it until I ran across it again today. Essentially, the blog is maintained by Manolo, a mysterious yet highly fashion conscious man who gives advice on various aspects of fashion. Perhaps most importantly, other than Manolo's generally spot-on taste, is his unusual use of the English language. I have decided that he actually speaks English fluently and only pretends to have significant trouble with articles and syntax. Withouf further ado, here is a sample of his blogging and a link to the main page:
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Originally Posted by Manolo
Manolo says, here you see the Ugg Classic Short in the baby pink. The only peoples who should be wearing this boot are the pre-teen girls who love the Hello Kitty.
With this boot there is no of the glamour, or the sex appeal, or the style. It is comfortable, but that is all. Worse, this boot, it is the trend that has outlasted its charm.
Once, the Manolo, he saw the aging minx the Shannon Doherty coming out of the Malibu Country Market, and she had on the Uggs and the miniskirt of the denim.
Perhaps she saw the Manolo frowning at the ugliness of her feetwear, for she scowled at the Manolo as if to say "you are the insect who is not worthy to gaze upon the shoes of the Shannon Doherty."
The Manolo, he was all whatever biotch, I am the Manolo, and your shoes, they are ridiculous. You are the woman approaching the middle age, but you insist on dressing like the 12-year-old.
Manolo says, do not be the Shannon Doherty. Do not wear the Uggs.
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Be sure to note that Manolo has at least a dozen different blogs dedicated to specific fashion aspects. I find The Gallery of The Horrors to be the funniest.
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The peculiar evil of silencing the expression of an opinion is, that it is robbing the human race; posterity as well as the existing generation; those who dissent from the opinion, still more than those who hold it. If the opinion is right, they are deprived of the opportunity of exchanging error for truth: if wrong, they lose, what is almost as great a benefit, the clearer perception and livelier impression of truth, produced by its collision with error. ~John Stuart Mill, On Liberty
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