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If I were king of the forrest....
There will be limited gun ownership. I get the gun. Don't piss me off.
Cleavage will be mandatory, unless you don't have the boobs for it.
There would be more competition for Australia in cricket besides England
If I prance around naked, you will cheer and applaud no matter how small my penis is
Fashionanble lateness will be abolished
KFC will be made fat and carb free...in fact it will have negative calories
Old people will not be allowed to drive.
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