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When i am king of the forest....
Politicians will be payed by the hour(wage to be set in election by voters)...
Politicians who decide we go to war will have to be the first ones on, and the last ones off the battlefield...
The death penalty will be abolished(as it already is in most civilized nations)...
Any police officer who commits a crime will recieve double the penalty of a normal citizen...
College football postseason will be decided in a playoff system...
Marijuana will be legalized...
Spiders will be outlawed...
Any action movie actor who attempts a one liner catch phrase in a film will be subjected to an asswhoopin' by Clint Eastwood who gets to spit a tobacco lugey on their foreheads after he knocks them out cold...
Screen writers will be payed as much as the lead star of their film...
The FCC will be banned...
Thick girls with nice booties will replace annorexic models on runways all over the world...
Indecent exposure laws will be abolished...
Professional hockey will be shipped off to Canada, professional baseball goes to Asia or the Caribbean, and all the cities that had these teams in America will now recieve an NFL franchise if they didn't have one already...
To accomidate the new volume of teams, Pro football will be played every Saturday also(sorry Ngdawg)...
Credit Card companies will not be allowed to charge more than 5%...
and ringers will be abolished on cell phones and only made in vibrate mode.
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