When I die, take my remains to one of those walk-through haunted houses. Eavesdrop on the people in line, and find that one cocky kid who claims he never gets scared. Open my stomach cavity so that my guts are hanging out, then drop me on him. Videotape him trying to untangle himself, and post it on the web.
Yeah, that should work.
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