The all new favorite Simpsons quote thread
Another favorite thread from the old board.
Homer: As long as you live in my house you will live by my rules. Now boy, butter up that bacon.
Bart: But dad..
Homer: Do it..
Bart butters his bacon
Homer: Now Bacon that sausage.
Bart: But dad, my heart hurts.
Homer looks at bart sternly and Bart wraps bacon around the sausage and eats it
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