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Old 04-19-2003, 05:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
laconic1
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The all new favorite Simpsons quote thread

Another favorite thread from the old board.

Homer: As long as you live in my house you will live by my rules. Now boy, butter up that bacon.

Bart: But dad..

Homer: Do it..

Bart butters his bacon

Homer: Now Bacon that sausage.

Bart: But dad, my heart hurts.

Homer looks at bart sternly and Bart wraps bacon around the sausage and eats it
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